This is your brain on Me
We should have square umbrellas if only to have fewer spokes on which to take my eyes out. (A very real concern for me in NYC, passing with a crowd under a scaffolding on a rainy day.) I eagerly await the day your Square Umbrella Kickstarter launches.
Love the tagline on this one!
Square umbrellas are a good idea.
Especially when it's raining cats & dogs and you're travelling during rush hour in public transport. Square umbrellas would probably also be less vulnerable to strong gusts of wind. I need to take a closer look at square umbrellas from a designer's point of view.