First things first: your intrepid correspondent wears the traditional Harkaway Spacesuit: pajama bottoms, an elderly wool jumper, and a dressing gown from a place in Covent Garden which sells bathrobery and snuggling items with a stylishly Merlin-like quality.

Y’see, I was thinking this morning that the chief problem that environmental advocates and Green campaigners have is that they’re always seen to be saying “don’t” or “you’re a bad person if” or “do your chores”.

Following on from my last post… I’m still in awe of this idea. There’s been some amazing stuff recently about skyscraper farming, a notion I’m mildly in love with just because it’s so future-ish in the way the future ought to be but sadly isn’t – but the mobile farm is, as far as I know, a concept unique to my deranged reading of the BBC news page this morning.

Hang on, web search… Hm.  Yes. Aside from some rather sweet agricultural outreach programmes, I’m not getting any hits. No one’s really thinking about this. And indeed, there’s no reason why they would – it’s a solution without a problem.  The skyscraper farm is all about the world food problem we’re getting ourselves into: