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Cephalopod Calls Iranian President “Jackass”
Trashtalking: Paul the Octopus [image: Tilla, under GNU FDL] From the files of News I Made Up. Paul the psychic octopus, who predicted Spain’s victory in the World Cup, has responded with characteristic ...
Scientists: World Entering Negative Energy Zone
[Image: NASA via Wikipedia] Scientists say the world is entering a Negative Energy Zone of space, and many things may appear strange and alarming between now and May 6th. Early signs of ...
News I Made Up [Photo: FCO, under CC Attribution No Derivative Works 2.0 Generic] The Foreign Secretary, David Miliband, has denied complicity in the bankruptcy of Portsmouth Football Club. “We had nothing to ...
Miliband Ear Problem “Not Serious”
News I Made Up… [photo: Foreign & Commonwealth Office under CC Attribution-No Derivative Works 2.0 Generic] Foreign Secretary David Miliband was rushed to hospital this morning with an ear complaint. However, doctors later ...
Country And Western Music Inquiry Continues
News I Made Up Dallas, Texas The inquiry into Country & Western Music continues in Dallas today, with testimony from Billy Bob Blair of the Humanitarians. Billy Bob, whose controversial songs have included ...
EARTH NOT IN DANGER OF EXPLODING (News I Made Up.) New York, Jan 25th 2058 In a shocking announcement today, Gunther Brink of the UN Global Committee On Near Earth Objects accepted that ...
Apple Device Shocks Tech World
(Tech news I made up.) Everyone’s favourite lifestyle computing creator, Apple, has shocked the tech world with its latest electronic device. Apple brought forward the launch of its latest offering today ...
Climate Change Caused By Gay Sex, Teen Fashion, Rock Music
News I Made Up Rome, January 12th New research sponsored by the Vatican has uncovered a startling link between the impending destruction of the human race in a global climate catastrophe and ...
45 Minute Claim “Came from taxi driver”
[London Taxi image by David Iliff under GNU Free Documentation License] News I Made Up London, December 8th Sir John Scarlett, former head of the JIC and MI6, confirmed today that the controversial ...
British Government Goes Batshit Insane Over Internet
London, November 19th, 2009 News I Made Up Which Would Arguably Be Less Bad Than The Actual News. (2) The Business Secretary, Lord Mandelson, today announced the creation of a new post ...
Government’s War On Language Enters New Phase
More news I made up, but which is alas factually accurate. London, 16th October. Jonathan Evans, the head of the UK’s Security Service (MI5) and Foreign Secretary David Miliband (seen here complaining) ...
“We All Turned Out With The Best Intentions” (more news I made up)
[Image by KG. Permissions info here.] London: G20 violence. “Well, we all turned out with the best intentions, but sadly it only takes one or two to start something, and then you’ve ...
