It goes like this:
Interviewer: so, Mr Fuzzguggle, we understand that you have some explaining to do to the Parliamentary Standards Committee.
Fuzzguggle, (Hartswold, Con): I think that’s an overstatement.
Interviewer: well, how is it an overstatement?
Fuzzguggle, (Hartswold, Con): I have nothing to answer for. It’s all a misunderstanding.
Interviewer: but you apparently spent nearly eleven millions pounds of taxpayers’ money on an ornate aviary in your home in Chizelmere.
Fuzzguggle, (Hartswold, Con): I refute that allegation!
No. No, no, no, you do not. You have refuted exactly bugger all. You’ve rejected the allegation, perhaps – which you seem to think of as morally superior to denying it. (Oddly, by the way, Mr Fuzzguggle, I think that may be why so many people think you are a liar; you’re so damned important that you don’t do what the rest of us do. You don’t deny. Your hands are so clean that you can’t even touch the allegation in order to throw it away. That’s how squeaky perfect and lovely you are. Oh, yes.)
The point here is that refute doesn’t mean reject in that context. I looked it up. My OED goes out of its way to point that out, with a degree of snippiness which suggests to me they wanted to be very clear. There’s an obs/rare meaning which is a sort of ‘reject’, but it apparently only refers to objects and people – and anyway, unless you propose to reintroduce beshrew me! into the political discourse, obs/rare does not count.
Interestingly (by which I mean, in this case, wrongly) Wiktionary gives the ‘reject’ meaning along with an instance from Dr Johnson. I don’t find it persuasive, though:
I never shall forget the alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty force against a large stone, till he rebounded from it, “I refute it thus.” (from Boswell’s “Life”)
I think that’s Johnson saying that this action refutes that allegation (in the sense I use the word), and he’s saying it rhetorically or ironically. I haven’t chased down the context yet, I admit, but even from the text I have, I think that’s moderately obvious.
I’m also aware that usage is all, but I suggest that even taking that point one has to acknowledge that words do have relatively fixed meanings, or accept that it’s perfectly legitimate to say “Your abnegation derives foppishly from my original cartography!” and expect everyone to nod and agree that you’re really got them there. Because no, people do not ‘understand what Fuzzguggle means’ when he says that. They hear different claims.
Refutation is done by science, by evidence. It is not done by shouting and moaning.
And Happy New Year.
