Even as a smoker, I do sympathise. The trick — for the smokers — is to flick the burning end off the cigarette (on its own it pretty much disappears in a few seconds) and then discard the remainder of the fag in the bin. You could perhaps put a sign up. With pictures.

Thats your solution.

Since you can easily dump water on the nastiness, you could as easily dump cabbages. May 8 or 10 really ripe cabbages.
Too putrid and mushy to kick or to pick up.
Put them down where the smokers stand. Even if they stupidly push them through the holes, their delicate fragrance will continue to delight all who stop there to rest and filter smoke.

Repeat.

Kimberly -

I think I’d go mad learning the Dvorak layout – more likely to get one of these!

As to whether that was inappropriate, I’m trying to come up with some appropriate punishment for your general salaciousness, but in the context they all sound really inappropriate :)

maybe the project will calm you.

Or, buy a firefighter’s outfit. It’ll protect you as you put out fires and bonus! Mrs H might think it sexy and reward you for saving her laundry and her life.

(I REALLY hope that wasn’t inappropriate.)