Musing on books and AI...
(because of the piece I just did for the Guardian Books blog)
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And when that happens, one thing I will be relatively certain of is that this freakish individual has in some way been programmed with bits and bobs of my stuff. It will be the inheritor – perhaps at six generations’ remove - of one of the ‘non-display uses’ Google mentioned in their now-benched v1.0 of the Book Settlement. At which point, I will put up my hand and tell the Sesquipedali-AI that he owes me 1) recognition as the author, 2) royalties, and 3) the right not to be summarily vapourised or made into a zombie drone for his world-conquering armies of doom.
Since it will probably make his head explode, I’ll also ask him what he does about hanging prepositions.
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