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"The mere fact that the US Treasury Secretary is even entertaining thoughts that the dollar may cease being the anchor of the global monetary system has caused consternation," he said.

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[à la John Wayne] Well, billige Clonazepam apotek, Ma'am, way I see it, Buy cheap Clonazepam, this whole thing is one entire hallucination. No cause fer alarum. We'll just carry on as normal and it'll sort itself out.

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Or it might have led to a crash. As opposed to, er.., Minnesota MN Minn. . Cheap Clonazepam from india, So I say again. The Market is a wuss.

Worse yet, Oregon OR Ore. , it appears to be some sort of neurotic fantasist of the kind often portrayed by Woody Allen. Look at that graph at the top of this post and assume it charts the market in water-dwelling animals on sale in Woody Allen's home town in some movie where he plays... well, the guy he usually plays. Here's how the graph works:

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No, cheap Clonazepam from india. I can't buy fish. But I could buy a dolphin, except I'm actually slightly allergic. Mind you, there's that cute girl at the beach who really likes aquatic mammals. If I had a dolphin maybe I could...

I want a Market which can suck it up a bit better than this.

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7 Comments to “Cheap Clonazepam From India”

  • Dominic Sayers said on March 27th, 2009:

    Your chart shows the Dow falling in mid-October 1987 – presumably your point is the market has always been a wuss :-)

  • Nick Harkaway said on March 27th, 2009:

    Yup. I was using it iconically and historically. Plus also I wanted a public domain graph of things going badly wrong, and this was the best I could do in a short time.

  • Foz Meadows said on March 27th, 2009:

    It is beyond my comprehension as to why the stock market works at all, let alone how. I mean, it’s just a stupid, impenetrable amaglam of whimsy, half-truth and outright bullshit. What would really happen if we outlawed the notion of stocks or shares, that’s what I’d like to know. Would it actually make a significant difference? Might things even get better, or at least remain largely static? Why the fuck do we even have a stock market? I mean, presumably the modern equivalent developed in some kind of information vaccuum in the days before instant digital communication, but hasn’t our ability to check the price of fish in Ouagadoudou from our penthouse in New York sort of rendered that novelty anachronistic? Might we have better things to do with our money than hand it over to a bunch of predatory wankers with slightly less amorality than a shoal of plankton? Or am I missing the point entirely?

  • Matt Keefe said on March 27th, 2009:

    I suspect some of the market’s nerviness was of the guilty kind – they always knew they were getting away with it and were all wound up ready to bolt like rabbits the second they got caught.

  • Kurt Wimberger said on March 27th, 2009:

    Ah Nick, you hit it dead on. I have been appalled for years that we treat the market like this wonderful, intelligent being when I have always thought of it as a massive flock of braying, panicked geese, running loudly from one side of a hill to another.

  • Tom Davies said on March 27th, 2009:

    Like the commentator (commenter?) above, I know sweet f all about the intricacies of the stock market, but it does seem that perhaps the majority of banking peoples who deal in these imaginary economical concepts and financial conceits would be less harmful if they were herded onto somewhere like, oh I don’t know, the Isle of Wight and given barrows full of imaginary money with which they could concoct appallingly unreliable and shoddy conceptual plans. Just so long as their plans didn’t intersect with people’s actual bank accounts, economies and lives. It would be like a dry swimming pool for children, no one gets wet, no one gets hurt. Sorry to the inhabitants of the Isle of Wight, it could be Sheppey if that’d be more acceptable…

  • Mike Higton said on March 27th, 2009:

    You need to imagine that there’s some there-but-for-the-grace-of-whimsy clone of Nick Harkaway sitting at a trading desk somewhere in the city. He reads the news, sees what Geithner has said, and feels that familiar slumping feeling. ‘Great. That’s just great. I just *know* that the invertebrate hordes of my colleagues are going to treat this as if it’s some demonic revelation. They’re going to writhe and bleat and bleat and writhe, and press the little “sell sell sell” button that has never actually made them feel like Gordon Gecko. Arseholes. And I’ve got to press the damn thing too, just because it’s my job to guess what driveling idiocy they’re going to stoop to next, and see if I can’t extract some cash from them as they slide. I hate this job. Hate, hate, hate it. I could have been a novelist, you know, if only I’d…’

    And then you need to imagine what would happen if every cluttered, sweat-stained trading desk in the City had someone like this sitting behind it.

    Exactly what has just happened would happen, that’s what.

    The confidence trick runs so deep, so very, very deep, that even the devastatingly real wussness of the market doesn’t have to exist anywhere real.

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