MP: wwwwoh! Hey, wow! You’re totally huge! Look, I’m tiny! Supercool, huh? Yay, wow, is this your leg? It’s totally, like, gazillions of miles high!

GD: Ohmigod. It’s rat on a lead. Freakish and bizarre. Ohnoit’scomingthisway…

MP: Look, look, I’m a dog, just like you, but waaaaay smaller and with cooler hair!

GD: Juuust pretend you can’t hear the rat talking. It will all be fine. Edge awaaaay…. now.

MP: Hah! You’re such a kidder! We should play ‘wolves’. Look, here, I’ll be the wolf! Grrr!

GD: It’s RABID! Rabid rat! Ahhhh!… Why does no one see the horrible danger of it but me? Oooh, woe! I’m doomed! DOOMED!

MP: Grrr! I’m gonna eatcha, big lad! Yeah! I’m the king of the wolfpack! Grrr!

GD: Can we go home now, please, master? The crazy ratpuppy is scaring me.