The Polluted Swamp

24/10/08

The front cover of New Scientist today features a lovely piece of advice:

Save the economy; treat it like a polluted swamp.

Hell, yeah.

But wait, what does that mean?

Drain it? Kill the evil things which live there? Buy it, pour concrete into it, claim it was a nature reserve and sell the resulting land for condos, thus creating a vast problem of erosion and increasing the likelihood of catastrophic environmental change?

I have no idea. I haven’t read the article yet.

In other news: Sarah Palin’s attempt to keep beluga whales off the endangered list has failed. For the moment.

One Comment to “The Polluted Swamp”

  • Foz Meadows said on October 24th, 2008:

    Ooh, ooh! Maybe it means ‘give up on all hope and let the damn thing stagnate in its own vile, gastric-smelling juices’, or else ‘bulldoze the vegetation, fill it with concrete and set up a strip mall.’

    Crap. I just used the phrase ‘strip mall’. Damn you, America!

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